For Christmas , I treated myself to a new video card for my game PC.
I purchased a new card from the same manufacturer I had before, so all I needed to do was install the latest drivers, swap out the cards and reboot. But is it ever that easy with Windows?
By the time I got the card configured and ran my benchmark program, I was really excited to see the gains. This card ought to be 2x my previous card. The results? It ran like ass. Serious ass. Instead of a 2x improvement, the card barely worked at all.
Just like that, my exciting Christmas treat turned into a lump of coal we all know as Windows XP troubleshooting. Ohhh god.
the re-install boogie
Since I build my own PCs, I have a general rule: re-install Windows every year. For various reasons, this time I only bought a new video card and not a whole new PC so I just didn't want to re-install windows. A video card swap. Easy?!
With the video card problems, I did not know if I had a hardware problem or a Windows XP problem. To answer this question, I needed to rule out one of them and the easiest one to try is Windows.
I had to do a clean install of Windows to get to a known state. Sadly, this is a major pain. Because of the way Windows is designed, you lose all the records of your old programs. Even if you use the same drive and keep your old programs, many if not most of them will not work properly unless you re-install them too.
So before doing anything, you have to make a list of all the software you bought, record all the license keys, find and save all the savegames from every game you want to keep playing (of course, these are not stored in any standard place so you also have to find them all first). After you are confident that you wont lose anything, you can wipe the drive, re-install Windows, re-install all your programs, get the latest drivers and Windows patches, and hope for the best that you didnt forget or lose anything in the process....
I didnt have the time to deal with this process so I kind of cheated. I installed Windows on a second drive. If the test proved that Windows was the problem, I could go back and fix my main hard drive.
Every time I go through this exercise, I look at my old setup and marvel. When did I install all this junk? I dont remember half of these programs. How does a PC get this cluttered?
digital clutter - the new American pastime
Which gets me to my main point - digital clutter.
If you have a basement or a garage and you haven't moved in a few years, you know what Im talking about. The piles of "things" that you have accumulated. Things you haven't used in a few years, things you don't even remember buying. Stuff. Piles and piles of stuff.
But at least with physical stuff you can see it. There is always a visual queue alerting you to the problem. And if you move, you are forced to face your "stuff" and either pack it or deal with it.
Not so with digital stuff. It is amazing how much digital clutter collects over a year or two. Little programs you tried. Attachments someone sent you. Not to mention all the email, documents, music files and photographs. Some of it you really want to keep but a lot of it is just trash, stuff you kept "just in case". Then there are all the generous little programs that you dont care about who want to "help you" by launching themselves in the background - and slowing down your PC in the process.
Nerds shrug their shoulders as if this is not an issue. "Storage is cheap!" But you still have to organize it all. You still need to remember that you have it. And if you care about it, you need to back it up in case your drive goes south or, like me, you find yourself forced to do a clean OS install.
I continue to be amazed at how much time it takes to organize my digital stuff. That is a task that did not exist 20 years ago. No one spent hours organizing their digital photos into albums or so they could migrate them from a Windows PC to a Mac. No one worried about losing their MP3s or the ratings they spent hours giving them in iTunes. Bookmarks were little slips of paper that actually lived in books.
Despite the time I spend cleaning, I also continue to be amazed at how quickly the digital clutter piles up again. When your basement is full, it forces a decision but our computers really do have infinite space. And Heisenberg's Law of Clutter? Clutter will expand until it fills all fillable space. Even my game PC, which does nothing but play games is a total mess. My daily computers are a disaster!
the need for digital maid service
So happy holidays. Odds are, you will be taking part of your limited vacation time organizing your own digital clutter and resolving to be more organized next year. A 21st Century "vacation" if there every was one.
The video card? Well the good news for me is that I did a clean install of Windows on a 2nd hard drive and my new video card runs like a dream. Now I know that the problem is something in Windows, the fix is to do a clean install of my main drive. So I will be gathering my passwords, making lists of my software, finding the install discs, and calling Microsoft to confirm this install is "genuine".
Eventually I will get to enjoy my clutter-less (and speedy) Windows XP install. At least for a few days.